Feel older, he’s 43 now.
Didn’t realize he’s a Founder.
Odo, when he realizes 95% of the crime on Deep Space Nine is because of Quark.
Wait, Macaulay Culkin is older than me? I somehow feel young. I thought I was older than I must’ve been when My Girl came out. Awesome!
My Girl will do that to you. I walked into the theater a 6-year-old boy and walked out an 80-year-old, world-weary war vet, like Matt Damon at the end of Saving Private Ryan.
Tom Hanks in Big vibes.
No shit. The filmmakers were really like, “let’s give all these kids a bunch of trauma. Nothing like the sobbing of the under 10 crowd to pump us up!”
I’m here to remind you of those random pains to bring you back to reality when it comes to that whole ‘feel young’ thing.
What’s your address? I just wanna talk…
But literally because my decrepit ass did 4 squats 2 days ago and my thighs still hurt, so it’s not like I could fight anyone.
I’m younger, huzzah!
Whew. I thought he was older looking than me when I saw Home Alone at the drive-in.
I thought he was older than me. Now I feel really old.
1983 ftw
Greatest year ever.
I didn’t get this because I didn’t know at all who he was. You’re all definitely old.
Don’t worry. Your time will come
Edit: I mean hopefully lol
Hey (and I say this with all the love in the world), kindly go fuck yourself.
Now where’s my Ovaltine…
I’m old, but I still don’t know who that person is. I guess I just missed that piece of culture.
You have never seen or heard about Home Alone?
I have. I suppose you’re telling me that this is the kid? Fair enough. I don’t recognise the picture or the name of the person.
That is correct. It’s okay, recognising Macaulay Culkin isn’t a prerequisite, you can still be old with us!
The first time I saw his name written out, I didn’t recognize it. I’m a few years younger than him with older siblings, so I heard his name before I was conceptualizing spelling and I don’t know what I pictured, but it wasn’t that. I think maybe McCall E. Caulking?
Nah bro, he’s definitely like 6 or 7 years old.
Am I missing something here?
1990 + 40 = 2030
Unless I woke up 6 years in the future, the math in the pic isn’t mathing
He was born in 1980
It’s about Macaulay Culkin.
Ah, makes sense now, thanks
1990 is when the first home alone movie came out
Mac has been on a few things in the last couple years. I recall seeing him on Mark Rober’s channel and Angry Video Game Nerd. He’s still great.