• Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Meeting with the leader of an adversarial government that’s helping Russia with their genocide is a totally normal thing for a presidential candidate with no authority over US foreign policy to do.

  • BertramDitore@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Customs agent: “I see that you just arrived from Russia. Did you meet with anyone under US sanctions? If so, who?”

    Orban: “Yes. President Putin.”

    Customs agent: “ummm okay…and what is the purpose of your visit to the United States?”

    Orban: “To tell former president Trump about my visit with President Putin.”

    Customs agent: “anything to declare?”

    Orban: “no, just this priceless faberge egg that I’m holding for a friend.”

    …is how I imagine it went.

  • nogooduser@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Let me guess: Ukraine should stop their aggression and leave the Russians alone in their new territory.

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Hello, me is Orban.

    I come in piss. Best piss deal ever. Everyone is saying it is.