Vladimir Putin is going on a property hunt, ordering officials to find Russian assets that once belonged to its former empire or were owned by the Soviet Union.
An order from the Russian president published late Thursday allocated funding for a state unit to conduct searches for property abroad and ensure Russia’s ownership rights are registered. The document didn’t indicate the size of the budget for the operation or what kinds of property are being sought.
While it’s unclear what prompted the order, Putin’s interest in former imperial possessions is unlikely to ease concerns about his ambitions among neighboring states after Russia’s invasion of Ukraine upended European security.
At its peak, the Russian Empire extended into territories of modern Poland and the Baltic states of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, as well as Finland. It dissolved under the pressure of World War I and the 1917 Bolshevik revolution led by Vladimir Lenin that marked the birth of the Communist state.
I’m reading between the lines: “Russia is broke”
Looking for change in the
couch cushionsold countries they used to own.It’s pure fantasy fiction, but honestly how wild would it be if some mind-blowing Cold War Tech that was forgotten or abandoned got unearthed? Like a rocket with a hull so thick and boosters so big it could carry 500 tons into LEO, or maybe a big underground semi-functional fusion reactor attempt, or maybe even an analog supercomputer.
Probably not, though. More realistically, he just wants to track down a bunch of old USSR weapons and vehicles before the dissenters do.
While it’s unclear what prompted the order, Putin’s interest in former imperial possessions…
“We consider all former nations of the USSR to be former imperial possessions. We will be taking them back.”
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Pootin should order a hunt for his dick and balls.
“Mister Putin, sir… With all respect, after thorough searching and examination, we have found them to be firmly lodged within your own rectum… We also found what appears to be an antique mold of Adolf Hitler’s dick and balls behind them…”
The Hunt for Red Cocktober
Putin small pp.
Rasputin big pp.
Theres always money in the banana stand
It looks like he burnt down the banana stand
He’s probably going to start claiming Alaska as Russian property.
And we’ll back the Swede’s bid for St. Petersberg & Moscow.
They can take it from my frozen, dead hands.
Based on this comment and your user name it seems like you have a lot of hills you’re ready to die on
goes to show how resillient they are, heh.
Try and take it.
Sorry Pootie, just because USSR owned it, doesn’t mean your shitty little gas station gets to claim it.
And yet the mods remove posts about the Polish and Estonia PMs warning about future Russian aggression… Interesting.
Some might even say… Propaganda.
The Russian mob needs foreign property to borrow against. That’s how they operate. The money machine is having some problems with sanctions, and storage is constantly being depleted.
It makes sense as the Russian military does a terrible job keeping track of their assets. They left an entire missile cruiser at the bottom of the Black Sea.
that was a submarine missile cruiser.
It can stay under indefinitely!
he already has a bunch of Republicans convinced that giving back Alaska is not only a good idea but the right thing to do
He owns those people now. He can have them back.
those bitches can’t roll over fast enough for him… they figure if we give it back, maybe he won’t invade…
Got em in his back pocket since the RNC hack.
Looks like Putin is going on antique roadshow
Putin finds a new way to be horrible. He labeled it something new, but it’s still the same old shit.
Let us know if you find the Amber Room, will you?
Wasn’t that technically everything in Russia?
