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    users will lose access to essentially all of their device’s features, including but not limited to calling, messaging, AI queries and cloud access. The FAQ does note that you’ll still be able to check on your battery life, though.

    OK that is just fucking hilarious…People will literally be stuck with a battery monitor which only purpose is to monitor it’s own battery.

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    HAHAHA the device will be able to check its own battery but do nothing else. Amazing

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        At least as many as techtubers influencers received them. So 1 too many of this grift.

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          But how many of them do you think put it away within a week of using it to make content? I would bet the ratio of people who possess one to people who will be disappointed is huge, assuming there are in fact disappointed users.

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            I think the disappointment probably came about 5 minutes after unboxing, and news of the shut down would be more relief than disappointment

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          How do you not understand that someone just having it and someone actively using it is completely different?

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    Don’t worry all, the FAQ has reassured me that you can still use offline features like… checking the battery level!

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      Lol I thought you were joking but they actually wrote

      1. Can I still use my Ai Pin for offline features?

      Yes. After February 28, 2025, Ai Pin will still allow for offline features like battery level, etc., but will not include any function that requires cloud connectivity like voice interactions

      Wait, can’t even check the time? Or it needs the internet connection for that?

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    HP, which is buying the company’s intellectual property for $116 million… Humane was seeking a $1 billion buyout

    🤣 🤣 🤣

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    Internet of things == internet of trash

    Don’t buy shit you cannot own

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      IoT can be great. The key is, as you pointed out, to actually have personal control over it.

      It also has to account for WAF (wife acceptance factor). If it doesn’t fail gracefully to a dumb version of itself, it’s not to be trusted

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      Everytime there is a new technology everyone rushes to cram it into literally anything. Like when Bluetooth came out. Or the first apps, blockchain, etc. It’s honestly sickening in my actual stomach. Big or small e-waste for all.

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    [The Humane AI team will form an] AI innovation lab focused on building an intelligent ecosystem across HP’s products and services for the future of work

    Hope they like figuring out how to sell printer ink

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      “It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

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      Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”

      Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”

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      I’ve been in an acquisition like this. I feel for anyone who has their startup work dismantled by an acquisition just looking to hire and squash their product.

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    Founders were looking for a 1bil payout 😂. they settled for 116mil 🤯…

    why would anyone pay for a company that flopped so fantastically? this makes no sense at all…

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    LOL they actually managed to scam HP and let them hold the bag

    I thought the rumors last year were just a meme, because HP is the expert in wasting millions in failed acquisitions

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        I thought dick measuring contests in legal courts was the go-to “I have so much money and I don’t know how to spend it!” of big companies

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    A little shocked the Rabbit R1 outlived them. Mine is still chugging, though a lot of the features (like MidJourney integration) have been halted.

    Gonna be a fun little Android media player in a few months I suppose.

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      I mean, the R1 was $200, came with a year of Perplexity, and didn’t require a subscription.

      The Pin started at $500 and required a subscription, along with a new phone number.

      Not that surprised.

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    inb4 they release their new “Humane by HP” line of printers. They have only one button, which summons the new HP printer AI.